According to Doctor Brown, we should be having hover cars by 2015. Can’t Wait!
According to Doctor Brown, we should be having hover cars by 2015. Can’t Wait!
You know you’re getting raped by school if you look at the clock and are thankful that it is only 2AM
I realize how much I hate birds. Sorry, let me be a bit more specific. I realize how much I hate birds at 5:30 A.M. Sorry, let me be even more specific. I realize how much I hate birds at 5:30 A.M. that live in the trees right next to my window. Sorry, let me be even more specific than I was before. I realize how much I hate birds at 5:30 A.M. that live in the trees right next to my window when I have to wake up at 9:00 A.M. Thanks for reading. Bye.
Today I ordered a black forest ham sandwich from Subway. The cashier was of African American descent. This is how our conversation went:
Cashier: What sandwich did you get?
Me: Black Forest Ham
Cashier: Why’s it gotta be Black?
I was speechless for a good 10 seconds.
I’m a at a point in my life where complacency is no longer an option.
I want to make a trip to New York
I have a blister on my foot and its driving me insane. It makes me wonder how callused the feet of cavemen may have been. They must have had some insane tough foot skin. Does that mean they also had flat feet? Walking all day without shoes… I just can’t imagine how painful that must have been. You step the wrong rock and your day is ruined. That sucks. Anyway. Enjoy the small things in life. Enjoy having shoes. Goodbye.
I try too hard to not be a statistic.
I remember in junior high in the “books” section of myspace people would post “what are books?” and end up being the cool cats. Now that I’m older, all the cool people read books and are knowledgeable. Sigh…….. i need an education.
